Bear

Tuxedo Bear USB Flash Drive

There's nothing classier than a tuxedo. You can take the grungiest dude in the world, slap on the ol' penguin suit and blammo instant James Bond-like class. This bear knows all about it. He's ready to rock the town, kick up his heels and order a dirty martini while picking up a hot female bear at the bar. He'll break into a full fledged song and dance routine culminating in an epic version of Hello My Baby complete with tophat and cane. Then he'll take the lady bear back to his den for a serious all night mating session. Baby tuxedo bears will come along in the spring.

This dapper 2 GB teddy bear drive called the "gentle bear" (perhaps they meant gentleman?) costs $17. Like all classy USB novelty animal drives, this bear does not use the popular yet vile "removable head" method of revealing the plug, instead opting for the ever classy belly breaking method. Stay classy, USB drives.

available at usb geek

And the novelty USB flash drive of the day is.... PANDA! Not only will this panda save your data, a portion of the proceeds (5%) goes to the WWF to save real pandas, with a minimum annual donation of $25,000. That would be the World Wildlife Fund, not the World Wrestling Federation in the 80's. Available in 2GB, 8GB, and 16GB sizes for varying prices. I'm glad they decided to go with the removable body style as opposed to the removable head style we typically see in our animal USB flash drives. This one's for a good cause.

USB Panda Drive

With this sleeping bag you can camp out anywhere without being scared some will harm you. Other bears might to mate you though!