27REASONS WHY MADDONA
SHOULD ADOPT ME
1. I don’t like Guy Ritchie
2.I am poor enough, so nobody will call her “The Material Girl”
3. I am singing only in the bathroom, so clearly
there isn’t a competition between us
4. I love kids. I have got 3 of my own,
so Madonna can adopt them as well
5. We can play ménage a troua with my ex wife
6. I will never call her “old pop star”
7. I will never take 50% of her property
i believe that 10% is enough for me
8. I don’t mind if she will date with younger man
as long as I will do it as well with a young babe
9. I am a nice Jewish boy and we can learn kabala together
10. I like the name Esther. It’s my grand grand mother’s
name, but I am sure Madonna is more sexy.
11.I promise I will say to her every day:
“Sean Penn is a bad man”.
12. I am a better singer than Quentin Tarantino
13. I will love to do the dishes, as long as she will
serve me coffee to bad every morning.
14. I agree Gwyneth Paltrow will never step in our home.
15. I love her Japanese commercial for Panasonic in 1987.
It’s O.K, I understand it’s all about money.
16. I am very generous. All is mine is yours
