Emoticon Shower Curtain is 8^)

Just because you can't bring your computer or cellphone into the shower with you doesn't mean you have to leave your geekspeak behind. This ubergeeky emoticon shower curtain from Bed Bath and Beyond has all the emoticon expressions you need to leave you zestfully clean in the morning. Made of 100% polyethylene vinyl acetate and with heavy-duty metal grommets so you can use whatever shower rings you buy from John Candy (Planes, Trains and Automobiles). And since it's from BB&B (I used to work in the "beyond" section by the way) you can use one of their famous 20% off coupons (ask any woman over 40 if you want one..it's like Mom's currency).

the triple b via geeksugar