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Human Washing Machines for lazy, filthy humans

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11 months ago

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Human Washing Machines for lazy humans


If it's just too much work to drag your dirty behind into the shower and wash yourself, then you'll love this. Forget showering upright. That;s so last century. Forget all that scrubbing and washing by hand. The Avant Santelubain 999 from Japan will treat you like a car in the car wash.

It's called the “Human Washing Machine,”. Just climb in and close the top. You'll be pampered like the lazy and filthy human you are. Have a Body Shampoo and Shower, an Infrared Heat and Steam, Sound Therapy, Aromatherapy, and more.

Like a self cleaning oven, this bad boy will sterilize and clean itself.

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