This morning I got an e-mail from Bloggersbase telling me to write something humorous for this humor category before I lose my spot in the competition. Nevermind that I'm already writing my ass off in the love and relationships category and the health category. Sure, why don't I sit down and write 10 brilliant humorous articles? Because I find it very hard to be funny on command. I'm not trying to be a show off but people usually call me a very funny person. Mine is a very dry, sarcastic form of humor... I just find it very hard to put down in words, especially when I have a deadline and 4 to 5 other articles to write as well!
Let's discuss some fun ways to annoy other people..thanks to Bloggersbase for the inspiration :-)
Number one.
Find a good seat on the subway and when somebody sits down next to you, dig into your bag and find a sketchbook and a pencil. Then stare very intensely into the other person's face and start drawing.
Number two.
Do you work in an office? If you're done using the copy machine, set it to 17 inch paper, extra dark and 99 copies.
Number three.
Going through a drive through? Make sure they understand that your order is to go. State it many times. "Now remember, this is to go".
Number four.
You see a large person backing up in front of the supermarket? Make beeping noises.
Number five.
Sometimes it's very simple to annoy people and you don't have to think too hard about it. Are you going to watch a movie? Wear a very large hat. It is so simple and yet very annoying.
Number six.
Another simple one: buy a pack of gum and pay with $100 bill.
Number seven.
In this day and age we have even more ways to piss people off than they had before the Internet was invented. We can piss people off by e-mail as well. There are numerous ways to do this. For example, once in a while I receive e-mails aimed at “serious people”. I don't know what these serious people are but you could make it a priority to aim all your e-mails at serious people. Another thing you can do about e-mail is to not put any information in there at all. Just ramble on about things that don't make sense and add a P.S. at the end. For no reason.
And this was my funny entry for today. Now on to another topic...sorry, time is money...lol
