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Why You Should Vote Me a 10

Okie let me tell you ar....I blog with proprietary analysis techniques you know?  I blog using Quantitative and qualitative data you know?

Yes, vote for me - 10!

I have a panel of Bloggersbase kakis (people) who are independent expert bloggers (not that it affects me!)

I have access to key industry players (Twitter friends) to bring you the latest blog news that suits my mood of the moment.

Yes, click on 10 now!

I have an unparalleled database and library resources that my Dad bought when I was 7:  a case of dusty Britannica encyclopedias! 

Hey - all the more reason for you to vote me now.  So may be I stand a chance to be vice-chairman of Bloggersbase.  And may be you get a chance to be one of the committee members or legal counsel too.  So vote me now!

Comment so you make sure I know your fat full name  and credit card details.

It will only eat up less than 50 calories if you vote, including the energy to sign up for a free email and Bloggersbase account.  For those who have existed here for as long as you can remember, it will only eat up 10 calories.

This is beneficial especially if you have no intention of losing a lot of weight or brain cells, will only take a couple of minutes!

For those who has a problem reading this, break the glass behind you and get an axe to destroy your pc.

Okie people REMEMBER to vote me now!  Only a 10 can do!  SCROLL BELOW!

Batteries not included!!  But I'll gladly add in one month of free pesky commenting service to your blog entries so you will NEVER forget me!  lol

P.S.  Voting on this entry will not win me a prize (it's a nugget) but if it means it wins me a friend, be sure to let me know who you are!

CREDITS

THANKS to Ted West for inspiring me to write one of my own "far-nie" piece. His is way better and is the original idea behind this blog entry:  THIS IS A TEST

Self-praise:  And the clown who brought you this (who temporarily escaped from her LHD Lunatic Health Desk to bring you this report)  This animated pic was actually taken in 2008:

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joankw
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By joankw6 months ago

Here you go Kelly, another TEN. Nothing ever happens if you are not willing to put yourself out there and ask for what you need. If you can do it with a smile - it's that much better. Kudos.

Joan Koerber-Walker. ;o)

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MacAaron
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By MacAaron6 months ago

I think it was the goofy animated pic that did it for me. 10! :)

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Chad
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By Chad7 months ago

Oh...too shrewd, myqute:) Love it.

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Anonymous
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By Anonymous8 months ago

U really got a ten b/c ur hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

margo
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By margo8 months ago

As much your post has been funny the same account i give all the comments here;if i compile it,you have 10!
I hope to get 10 as well.
You showed to all here, in a simply way that in our virtual,online world we need to be open and active by animating others to get results;not to wait than take action!
Regards

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Garry
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By Garry8 months ago

I'm not giving you a 10 because you're Smart, Funny, Sweet, Sarcastic, Very Pretty, Talented Blogger, Animal Lover, expose toxic in food, organic recipes n life-saving tips! Earth-lovin, compassionate living And Definitely not because if I don't Kenna would Bite Me! OK! OK! here's your 10! "Kenna! Stop Biting Me!"

cheller
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By cheller8 months ago

you are too muchgirl let me tell you... 10 from me simply cuz you so blatently asked for it!! KUDOS !!!

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kaytiiangel
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By kaytiiangel8 months ago

Standing ovation, Kelly! Perfect 10's across the board! Well, except for the ones who didn't follow directions. I think you may have a career in humor! Muah!

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DrRus
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By DrRus9 months ago

Okay, I just voted a 10 for you here. I promise to vote 10's all the time if you promise to vote 10's for me too. ;-)

Funny post!

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AdviseCouples
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By AdviseCouples9 months ago

I think the obvious subliminal message just caused me to vote a 10!

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Ted West
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By Ted West9 months ago

For all the reasons you state as well as for the reason expressed in the comment below, it seems like the perfect justification to give you a ten in the humor category!

Actually, I think you filled in all the missing details and made them thoroughly enjoyable, while pointing up some major problema at the same time.

I was going to do a serious post about the BB system, which I'm sure they'd love, but since it means qualifying somewhere, it will never happen, so they can rest easy!

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ManojKumar
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By ManojKumar9 months ago

Hey kelly i think am the first to vote 10 for this post. There are many many reasons why am voting 10 on this post, but the main reason is for you excellent animated photo. Great funny expressions kelly. Good to see you myqute the real qutie :) you won't belive i closely watched the photo more than 15 min.

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