
Try not paying your income taxes. See how long it takes before the IRS is breathing down your neck. Have you ever been audited? I hear it is an orgasmically pleasant experience.
For you and me, failing to pay our taxes can be a very “costly” decision. How many folks have you heard of that get an “all expenses paid vacation” to a dark and dank state resort, or uh, corrections facility? Just mess with the IRS, and you will quickly learn that there’s no hidin’ from Uncle Sam. Now, that applies to everyone, right? I mean, it doesn’t matter if you’re John Doe or Willie Nelson, there ain’t no escapin’ the long arms of the IRS...or is there?
I’m sure you’ve been paying close attention to all of the ridiculous “bailouts” being instituted by our trusty government. “Oh, but confuciusness, you’re just a ‘right-wing’ hack!’” Uh, NO! I do believe that the bailout
am-Bush began in 2008. Yeah, that’s right, G-Dub is just as responsible as Obama. Why is everything always filtered down to right versus left...I mean, right is right, right?...or right is wrong...wait, left is right...no, left is wrong?!?!?!? Uh, “I think we made a
wrong