Love & Relationships

A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed

By Akki

12 months ago

Read more: Friends, fun, Anecdote

"I feel like shitting in my pants buddy...this seems to be tougher than the semester exams!!".
"Calm down dude...this is gonna be a piece of cake for ya".
"Asshole, how the hell am I supposed to be calm when am planning to go for my first blind date???"

And thus, with grit and determination, our beloved Shankha was preparing himself for his first blind date, rather his first date, and that too at the cost of my nerves. He had called be the night before, told me that he would be coming to my home after college the next day. But that fucker never told me the reason. Anyways, even if he had told me, it would have made the least of differences. Afterall, my rooms' a clubhouse..

And so he came, at about 3:30 in the afternoon. Banged his bag on my bed, and to my utter shock clothes began to unravel from his bag. And the bitter truth dawned upon me. This moron chose my home to change and freshen up after college as his date would be coming at a place near my home...dog

As if this nerd had not pissed me up enough, he opened up his hole again..."Dude, I don't really know the place too well...will u come with me??"

"Mo********ing as****e...you would be hugging and smooching and what would I do...lighten you up with a hurricane so that u can continue your good deeds after sunset??"

But he convinced me allright...he's a damn good friend of mine...and as the saying goes, "A friend in need, is a friend indeed." "Okay", I finally agreed, "but after your porn shooting is over, you are gonna give me a treat." And our beloved, single, and desperate Shankha agreed without a word.

Wait for the girl was a very, very short one. Hardly 5 mins had we been there when I heard a trembling voice beside me.."Akash, this is the girl I think, she waving at me".
I snapped back, "How is she supposed to recognize you, idiot?"
"I mailed her one of my pics".
And hence I took the pain of turning and looking at the damsel, and it did turn out to be real, real pain. Her waistline was surely bigger than mine, and she seemed to have more biceps and triceps than a professional body-builder!!! "You are in deep shit you dog", I grinned.

Shankha himself is quite a chubby kid. A bit short, quite fat....but this lady...I instantly had the idea that a sumo wrestler would be an ideal match for her. She came up, waving at Mr. Love, who in turn gave a helpless look towards me. I just shook her hands briefly, even a second of which seemed a pretty long time to me, and then I moved a few metres away from the love-birds...

I preferred to utilize this time and took a long jog round the park...but I kept an eye out for those two. I saw my friend having a cold drink, I noticed a box of who-knows-what being given by the girl, and after 15 minutes, I started giving my friend missed calls..

Annoying as I can be at times, 6 consecutive missed calls in a minutes made it sure that the next thing I saw was the couple getting on their feet, waving at each other, and me jogging back to my friend. I again had a brief hand-shake with her, and then, the huge figure began to fade away (it took her a long time to fade though).

edited by moderator on 3 Mar 2009

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