Kanye wants to know “yoooo why won't you let [him] be great!!!” Such a modest guy, that one. The rapper ranted that after “the greatest two days” of his life, he was confronted with claims that he would be willing to do a bit of bisexual pornography, and he proceeded to express his rage by posting on his celeblog in all caps. Oh, and he would also appreciate if people would stop hacking into his Gmail and sending out false messages.
He informed hackers: “hey world i no longer have a gmail! i found out i had twelve unauthorized skype accounts under my name!!! this all in the past four days. welcome to kanye west world!”
Hopefully this doesn’t mean he is locked in his bedroom, feeling sorry for himself and writing a sequel to “Pinocchio Story.”
Ahem, Kanye, wasn’t that you quoted in King magazine thus: “I’m open to doing porn. Hell, I’ll even do bisexual scenes – myself, another man, and a woman or just myself and two women.” Just saying.
I know you’re wondering about what constitutes as the two greatest days of Kanye’s life.
Day 1: performing at Barack Obama’s inauguration.
Day 2: flying to Paris to promote the shoe he designed with “LOUIE VUITTON.” Apparently knowing how to spell the designer’s name is not a prereq for that job.
