novelty

Bananaphone! A Bluetooth Headset Shaped Like a Banana

Nothing says class and sophistication like talking into a fake plastic banana. Nothing. Be the envy of your coworkers with this very mature and inconspicuous to use bluetooth headset shaped like a banana. Remember, when you're talking into a banana everyone will think you're crazy. And, little known fact, crazy people can get free entry into pretty much anyplace they want- museums, ball games, etc. Just walk in. Nobody wants to deal with crazy people talking into bananas. Fact. Banana fact.

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Some Very Unique Novelty Earphones

Solid Alliance brings us some very unique earbuds. If you happen to be a giant fan of sushi, cat paws, bolts, or bananas and were looking to show off your love with a pair of earphones, well you're in luck. Around $20 gets you these snazzy lookers, that are bound to help you find love, wisdom, confidence, and the man/woman of your dreams. That's man or woman, not a tranny, although if that's what you're looking for, you'll find that too with these earphones. As far as novelty headphones go, these really aren't THAT bad- heck the sushi one might even be considered subtly cute. Gotta love those Japanese gadget makers!

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It's a Ruler, It's a Flash Drive, Peace Out!

I guess I could have said this USB flash drive ruler really "measures up" or it holds "5 inches of data", or that it totally "rules", or that at $35 for 2GB of data that's $7 an inch, BUT NO I DID NOT. I held back, did not say these things and let the flash drive novelty speak for itself. A picture can say 1000 words and this time I let the picture do the talking. Peace out gadget fanatics!

Look Good, Store Data with a Comb USB Flash Drive

When you're living the geek life you've GOT to be looking good at all times. I mean let's face it, there's only a limited number of available geeky ladies at the various comic book and consumer electronics conventions that are not working there as booth babes. When you come across one of these fine ladies, you want to make sure your fro is in check boo. But you also need to carry around your important files. Well guess what? There's an app, err.. product (those commercials are catchy, right?) for that- the USB flash drive comb.

It's the $35 comb and 2GB flash drive you always needed but never knew existed. That seems like a lot of cash for these two items but maybe this is one of those cases where the combination of the two brings SO much more value than just having two separate products that they can charge a premium for it. A $30 premium. Not that I'm an expert on combs, but I'm gonna take a wild guess here and say that this is not a high-end comb, whatever that means. And be careful about getting your hair grease into the flash drive! It's probably best to not use this comb with wet hair.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter Won't Put Out Any Fires

Most fire extinguishers put out fires (or "extinguish" them, as the name would imply). This fire extinguisher cigarette lighter actually starts fires. If used improperly, it could cause you to have to go get a real fire extinguisher to put out what you've started. This refillable lighter uses butane gas. It would have been a ton cooler if the flame actually came out of the hose instead of the top, but it's still pretty neat nonetheless. An ironic novelty.

Studmaster Workout Unit for your Unit

Most workout systems only cover 99% of the body leaving out crucial body parts (or in my case 90% of the body, if you know what I mean- zing!) Dr. Weener's Studmaster

Tuxedo Bear USB Flash Drive

There's nothing classier than a tuxedo. You can take the grungiest dude in the world, slap on the ol' penguin suit and blammo instant James Bond-like class. This bear knows all about it. He's ready to rock the town, kick up his heels and order a dirty martini while picking up a hot female bear at the bar. He'll break into a full fledged song and dance routine culminating in an epic version of Hello My Baby complete with tophat and cane. Then he'll take the lady bear back to his den for a serious all night mating session. Baby tuxedo bears will come along in the spring.

This dapper 2 GB teddy bear drive called the "gentle bear" (perhaps they meant gentleman?) costs $17. Like all classy USB novelty animal drives, this bear does not use the popular yet vile "removable head" method of revealing the plug, instead opting for the ever classy belly breaking method. Stay classy, USB drives.

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