Disease Research Causes Cancer in Rats and A lot about Prescription Drugs

Disease Research Causes Cancer in Rats and all a lot about Prescription Drugs

Recently, a Red Deer scientist, Dr. Bernie Wedgeman, made a stunning breakthrough in his cancer research. He has determined that being alive causes cancer. It took years of testing to come to this conclusion. Dr. Wedgeman shared some details regarding his experiments.

He started with a theory that no un-living creature has ever been diagnosed with cancer. Then he started working with dead lab rats. He exposed them to some of the things that have been shown to cause cancer. Naturally, smoking was the first thing he tried; then he moved on to drinking from plastic bottles, eating burnt toast, lack of sleep, and even staring at the moon. None of the dead rats showed any adverse affects whatsoever from any of these known cancer causing activities. Dr. Wedgeman then moved on to human cadavers and amazingly, his research showed the exact same results. Dead people cannot contract cancer.

This led him to theorize that there might just be a way to cure cancer. His next step was to re-animate the recently dead. He chose cadavers of people who had died of cancer as well as ones that had succumbed to other causes of death, and continued his experimentation. He exposed these undead beings to the following list of known cancer causing effects; smoking, second-hand smoke, aspartame, potato chips, french fries, breakfast cereal, bread, popcorn fumes and skin-tight pleather pants. Everyone exposed to the substances remained completely healthy zombies.

Dr. Wedgeman issued this statement regarding his research, “We are, at this point hesitant to draw any definitive conclusions. There are most likely hundreds of other substances in the world that cause cancer. Clearly, we need to spend far more money trying to discover all of these substances before we can really start to research a true cure. However, I can say that of all the substances we have thus far tested, none of them have any effect on undead flesh. At this point we would say that rising from them grave is an effective treatment for most forms of cancer.”

Scientist are now working with the zombies in the Red Deer area to see if there are any substances that will cure them of their craving for brains and/or living flesh.
 

Of course, the above is lab science fiction!  Who would have have known that the above humourous article was penned by beer-lovers in 2007 at RedNeckBarAndGrill.com

The truth is, in order to ascertain if cancer drugs work at all, scientists HAVE TO induce cancer in rats, rabbits, etc.
And here's the idiosyncrasy (if there's such a word at all ~lol~ ) - after testing numerous drugs on poor lab animals (and subjecting them to torture and putting risks on their lives, not to mention risking spread of new and unknown diseases either intentionally or unintentionally) - they say that the clinical tests are not valid because the tests are not been MADE on humans!

Big Pharma:  "Waddahell, just put the drugs out in the pharmacies while we await FDA to approve them!"

The American Academy of Anti-Aging Medicine (AAAM)  has the following warning on its website,"Discovering dangers of prescription drugs after they have been marketed to the medical community and public is common. Generally, 51% of FDA-approved drugs have serious adverse effects not detected prior to approval. Each year prescription drugs injure 1.5 million people so severely they require hospitalization. In addition, prescription drugs cause 100,000 deaths annually.
 
 

Readers' Digest indirectly showed us how the drug industry recycle drugs here.    This calls to mind a brand-new quote, "Prescrip. drugs are good.  When it does not work for diabetes, it may be recycled for use as a cancer drug."

"We seem to be feeding ourselves with more prescription drugs and RSS feeds than with real nutrition these days!  lol "







Big Pharma is not only fond of recycling their drugs, they are also fond of renaming their pets drugs.  - Qfever .   (  Hmmmm, I am not at all sure if they give experimental animals names but I have a feeling they may be known as H1N1SwineM5641 or SarsRat4657.  Why can't doctors call patients by names instead of "W6-Bed516"?  )

DRUGGED WORLD!  The ADHD drug, Ritalin, was first marketed as a weight-loss drug under a DIFFERENT NAME before it was recycled as an ADHD drug for kids!  (I can almost hear Big Pharma say,"Why let a 'good formula' and our expensive patents go to waste?  It's our GOLD!!") 

Another fact about prescription drugs:   Expired prescription drugs are thrown away without proper waste disposal management and this pollutes the waters, killing many marine life. - ScienceaGogo.com  and CBSnews:  Flushing away Medical Dollars.

While prescription drugs or a *ventricular fibrillation (vee-fib or VF), or a CPR machine may jolt a heart back to life, prescription drugs remain largely questionable because all have side-effects, caused more lives (than saving lives), hurt the environment (air, water), harm and kill wildlife. 

*VF is treated by delivering a quick electric shock through the chest using an external defibrillator.  An implantable cardioverter defibrillator (ICD) may be recommended for those who survive a VF attack and are at risk for future ones.  Complications of VF (although not a reason for death) include coma, reduced mental perception, nerve problems and sudden death.  75 to 98% of people who have VF in time are saved.  VF: capable of doing damage to the heart as mentioned in this 1996's PDF document.


Funnies (or chocolates) Preferred Anytime over Prescription Drugs

Here's one I heard from a friend:
Hello, Welcome to the Cancer Hotline.
If you are are the only person in the family diagnosed with cancer, please press 1.
If you have aunts, uncles and grandmothers with cancer, please press 2.
If you been diagnosed with cancer more then 3 times, please press 3 repeatedly.
If you have cancer and other ailments as well, please press 4.
If you have cancer and schizophrenia, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you have cancer and depression, please press 5 for a shrink.
If you are calling on behalf of someone who has cancer, please press hex (or hash!) #.
To listen to the menu again, please press star or the asterisk *, or swear and hang up.

Via Twitter recently,  " @R2D21  Thanks for telling toothless Yoda to beam down the chocs!  Ermm...did he send it to another planet by mistake?"

There's another cartoon about psychiatrist which you can find right here (I don't have permission to publish it):  Offthemark.com

I will leave you now with a Japanese Anti-Drugs Clip from Docuworld.org  (the last time I visited this site, it's down for maintenance):

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