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Tuxedo Bear USB Flash Drive

There's nothing classier than a tuxedo. You can take the grungiest dude in the world, slap on the ol' penguin suit and blammo instant James Bond-like class. This bear knows all about it. He's ready to rock the town, kick up his heels and order a dirty martini while picking up a hot female bear at the bar. He'll break into a full fledged song and dance routine culminating in an epic version of Hello My Baby complete with tophat and cane. Then he'll take the lady bear back to his den for a serious all night mating session. Baby tuxedo bears will come along in the spring.

This dapper 2 GB teddy bear drive called the "gentle bear" (perhaps they meant gentleman?) costs $17. Like all classy USB novelty animal drives, this bear does not use the popular yet vile "removable head" method of revealing the plug, instead opting for the ever classy belly breaking method. Stay classy, USB drives.

available at usb geek

Japanese Sensu Handheld Fan USB Flash Drive

This Japanese Sensu (handheld fan) has to be one of the stealthiest USB flash drives we've come across here on the ol' gadget blog. I could totally picture James Bond or some other super spy sitting in a luxury box at the opera fanning himself from the heat until the soprano starts hitting the high note and he knocks out the bad guy next to him with a single striking blow and then folds up the fan to reveal it's a USB flash drive containing a stealth tracking program upon which he quickly downloads to the man's laptop before slowly escaping into the crowd.

Scary Silver Skull USB Drive

I don't know about you, but I like my USB flash drives to NOT give me horrible nightmares for a week, thank you very much. But if you're in the minority who does like the crap scared out of them while storing important data like love poems and financial spreadsheets, then hey here's a drive for you. It's the T600 Skull, from something called "Terminator". Never heard of it. Must be one of those companies that come to your house and gets rid of bugs or something. Apparently it costs $155, so totally worth it.

via akihabara news

This USB Flash Drive is Da Bomb

You hear us saying things are "da bomb" here pretty much every day. Ok never. But for the purposes of this post, pretend we're wearing a flat brimmed hat and pants hanging low below our ass and we're calling everything "da bomb". With that mental picture in mind, this USB Flash Drive (err concept- looking for manufacturers) really is The Bomb. From designer Joel Escalona comes the flash drive voted by it's high school class to be "most likely to get you stopped at the airport and taken to the back room for questioning". Coincidentally I was voted the same thing.

via likecool

Hands Down (literally) the Craziest Luke Skywalker USB Drive Ever

This custom made DIY Luke Skywalker USB flash drive is the most insane Star Wars drive ever, hands down. And by "hands down" we literally mean hands down. You see, to access the young Jedi's plug, you need to sever his hand off, just like Luke's fate in the Empire Strikes Back when his nimble digits were cut by the evil Lord Vader. I'm not sure why it looks like Luke's face is melting off but maybe it's from being put in unusual positions just to access the drive: