USB Flash Drives

It's a Ruler, It's a Flash Drive, Peace Out!

I guess I could have said this USB flash drive ruler really "measures up" or it holds "5 inches of data", or that it totally "rules", or that at $35 for 2GB of data that's $7 an inch, BUT NO I DID NOT. I held back, did not say these things and let the flash drive novelty speak for itself. A picture can say 1000 words and this time I let the picture do the talking. Peace out gadget fanatics!

Look Good, Store Data with a Comb USB Flash Drive

When you're living the geek life you've GOT to be looking good at all times. I mean let's face it, there's only a limited number of available geeky ladies at the various comic book and consumer electronics conventions that are not working there as booth babes. When you come across one of these fine ladies, you want to make sure your fro is in check boo. But you also need to carry around your important files. Well guess what? There's an app, err.. product (those commercials are catchy, right?) for that- the USB flash drive comb.

It's the $35 comb and 2GB flash drive you always needed but never knew existed. That seems like a lot of cash for these two items but maybe this is one of those cases where the combination of the two brings SO much more value than just having two separate products that they can charge a premium for it. A $30 premium. Not that I'm an expert on combs, but I'm gonna take a wild guess here and say that this is not a high-end comb, whatever that means. And be careful about getting your hair grease into the flash drive! It's probably best to not use this comb with wet hair.

Pink Dolphin Bone USB Flash Drive Has a Large Dongle

Ahh look at that friendly dolphin. He's a USB flash drive. He can store up to 4 GB of data. He costs $29.95. He doesn't look like a drive at all. This little dolphin is completely encased in a removable water-resistant silicone jacket. You can string this dolphin drive up on a string and tie him to yourself so you never lose him.

Dolphins are curious and intelligent mammals. Oh look, the dolphin USB flash drive is swimming over to your computer. I think he's ready to transfer some data. Something's happening underneath his belly. Cover the kid's eyes. Oh no! That poor computer. He's getting a little bit too friendly. Oh no! The dolphin is MOUNTING THE COMPUTER:

Blinged Dalmatian USB Flash Drive

Dalmatians are the eighth best type of dog ever (I'll save my full list for another post but spoiler alert: Belgian Shepherds are the best). Everybody loves their cute spots and the way they just hang off the back of firetrucks, clinging to the ladder as the big red truck turns the corner just a little too fast and the ladder goes flying around. How could you not? This dalmation doesn't ave lives like a firehouse dog, he saves data.

7 Port USB Hub Lets You Plug All Your Useless Crap In One Spot

This 7 port USB hub from Brando is totally boring. It's a black rectangle. There's nothing special about it all. BUT look at that array of useless crap plugged in! I spy with my little eye a USB grenade, a USB key, a fake USB lego brick and more. It's like a greatest hits compilation of bad USB drives. Love it!

Flash drives are great and all, but most are long and get in the way, whether in your laptop or wherever. They aren't a good shape and size. Well, the EagleTec Nano from Brando is small. Tiny in fact. This tiny USB flash drive will cost you just $33 for 8GB and $22 for the 4GB.

It sure is tempting. The speed is 15Mb/s read, up to 6Mb/s write. It can fit right on your key chain, so it won't get lost. The whole thing is about the size of a quarter.

I think I'll be getting one of these.

President Obama is a superstar. That's why everyone is cashing in on his face. One of the latest gadgets to bear his likeness is this Obama USB flash drive. It comes with 2GB of genuine hope and is pre-loaded with more than 30MB of bonus material, including the President's Inaugural Address and his landmark “Race Speech” in MP3 format. That's almost 60 minutes of audio right there.

The speech is also in PDF format. Not enough? How about an official White House Obama photo to print and frame? The drive is waterproof and priced for this economy at only $10.

Yes we can...have an Obama USB drive.